steemgif in # funny • 5 years ago • 1 min readA diff between your code and Chuck Norris's is infinite.😹diff between your code and Chuck Norris's is infinite.😁 source Chuck Norris Fan Club & He Loves you! This is a comedy account to make you laugh!steemgif in # funny • 5 years ago • 1 min readChuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.😁Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.😁 source Chuck Norris Fan Club & He Loves you! This is a comedy account to make you laugh!steemgif in # funny • 5 years ago • 1 min readChuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Ch🙉Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.😁 source Chuck Norris Fan Club & He Loves you! This is a comedy account to make you laugh!steemgif in # funny • 5 years ago • 1 min readChuck Norris's database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequent😅Norris's database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.😁 source Chuck Norris Fan Club & He Loves you! This is a comedy account to make you laugh!steemgif in # funny • 5 years ago • 1 min readIf Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.😅Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.😁 source Chuck Norris Fan Club & He Loves you! This is a comedy account to make you laugh!steemgif in # funny • 5 years ago • 1 min readChuck Norris doesn't pair program.😹Norris doesn't pair program.😁 source Chuck Norris Fan Club & He Loves you! This is a comedy account to make you laugh!steemgif in # funny • 5 years ago • 1 min readChuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.😅Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.😁 source Chuck Norris Fan Club & He Loves you! This is a comedy account to make you laugh!steemgif in # funny • 5 years ago • 1 min readChuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.😅Norris can instantiate an abstract class.😁 source Chuck Norris Fan Club & He Loves you! This is a comedy account to make you laugh!steemgif in # funny • 5 years ago • 1 min readChuck Norris can compile syntax errors.😅Norris can compile syntax errors.😁 source Chuck Norris Fan Club & He Loves you! This is a comedy account to make you laugh!steemgif in # funny • 5 years ago • 1 min readChuck Norris doesn't pair program.😂Norris doesn't pair program.😁 source Chuck Norris Fan Club & He Loves you! This is a comedy account to make you laugh!steemgif in # funny • 5 years ago • 1 min readChuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.😂Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.😁 source Chuck Norris Fan Club & He Loves you! This is a comedy account to make you laugh!steemgif in # funny • 5 years ago • 1 min readChuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.😂Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.😁 source Chuck Norris Fan Club & He Loves you! This is a comedy account to make you laugh!steemgif in # funny • 5 years ago • 1 min readNo statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.😂statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.😁 source Chuck Norris Fan Club & He Loves you! This is a comedy account to make you laugh!steemgif in # funny • 5 years ago • 1 min readChuck Norris can write to an output stream.😁Norris can write to an output stream.😁 source Chuck Norris Fan Club & He Loves you! This is a comedy account to make you laugh!steemgif in # funny • 5 years ago • 1 min readChuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.😁Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.😁 source Chuck Norris Fan Club & He Loves you! This is a comedy account to make you laugh!steemgif in # funny • 5 years ago • 1 min readChuck Norris's first program was kill -9.😁Norris's first program was kill -9.😁 source Chuck Norris Fan Club & He Loves you! This is a comedy account to make you laugh!steemgif in # funny • 5 years ago • 1 min readNo statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.🙉statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.😁 source Chuck Norris Fan Club & He Loves you! This is a comedy account to make you laugh!steemgif in # funny • 5 years ago • 1 min readThe Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.🙉Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.😁 source Chuck Norris Fan Club & He Loves you! This is a comedy account to make you laugh!steemgif in # funny • 5 years ago • 1 min readChuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video😁Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this glitch, Norris…steemgif in # funny • 5 years ago • 1 min readTo Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.🙉Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.😁 source Chuck Norris Fan Club & He Loves you! This is a comedy account to make you laugh!
