#satireUnmoderated tag#satireHotyayogerardo in # satire • 1 day ago • 11 min readChapter XXVIII: The Strange and Unfortunate History of P. Lootoh C. Razy, the Rat, and the Burden Carried by Goopheek (Part 4)It is a curious thing about problems. They rarely announce themselves as such when they first arrive. The great disasters of history seldom enter through the front gates carrying banners proclaiming their intentions. They do not introduce themselves at public gatherings. They do not politely request an appointment with the appropriate authorities…yayogerardo in # satire • 3 days ago • 19 min readChapter XXVII: The Strange and Unfortunate History of P. Lootoh C. Razy, the Rat, and the Burden Carried by Goopheek (Part 3)The festival concluded, as festivals are generally expected to do, with speeches that everyone politely applauded and almost nobody remembered. The Great Bell of Fellowship rang precisely seven times, though nobody could satisfactorily explain why it had always been seven. Some claimed it represented the seven virtues upon which Dissmey had…yayogerardo in # satire • 3 days ago • 18 min readChapter XXVII: The Strange and Unfortunate History of P. Lootoh C. Razy, the Rat, and the Burden Carried by Goopheek (Part 2)The people of Dissmey often debated whether P. Lootoh was fortunate or unfortunate, though it must be noted that these debates were usually conducted by individuals who had never once considered asking P. Lootoh himself. This was not due to any deliberate cruelty on their part. Rather, it was simply because the citizens of Dissmey had a…yayogerardo in # satire • 3 days ago • 22 min readChapter XXVII: The Strange and Unfortunate History of P. Lootoh C. Razy, the Rat, and the Burden Carried by GoopheekAmong all the strange creatures that had ever walked beneath the great painted skies of the magical kingdom of Dissmey, there were few whose existence created such a peculiar disturbance in the minds of its citizens as that of the happy mutt known as P. Lootoh C. Razy. This fact alone would probably have surprised an outsider visiting the…