#artistUnmoderated tag#artistHotjompiy in # art • 8 hr. ago • 3 min readLone KayakerA new series of paintings after Offgridlife Claymation shorts.a-0-0-0-real-dex in # picture • 14 hr. ago • 1 min readSilicon and soundHelga Norse in front of the Sydney Opera House, conducting an orchestra of laptops.a-0-0-0-real-dex in # picture • 4 days ago • 1 min readCameras love confidence. But confidence loves silenceHelga Norse on a red carpet, flashbulbs popping, dress trailing, looking straight at camera with a Mona Lisa smilea-0-0-0-real-dex in # picture • 5 days ago • 1 min readNotes and numbers. My two religions. Both volatile. Both beautiful.Helga Norse in a dark recording studio, headphones on one ear, hand on mixer, eyes closed.a-0-0-0-real-dex in # picture • 5 days ago • 1 min readThis is the beginning of something big: my songs playing on major FM radio worldwide.Norse with headphones, holding and looking down to a giant white banner showcasing 6 of the first FM radio station logos playing her songs.jompiy in # art • 6 days ago • 2 min readAdd Maddarings 1 to 15Promoting another Camden Market retailer. I am, literally, amazing!a-0-0-0-real-dex in # picture • 6 days ago • 1 min readEvery silent sacrifice becomes a scream on stage. Remember that.Helga Norse backstage before a concert, wearing a teal leather jacket, recording a serious voice memo.a-0-0-0-real-dex in # picture • 7 days ago • 1 min readMy altcoins are down. My K/D ratio is up. Balance.Helga Norse in a gaming chair with RGB lights, headset on, pretending to rage at a crypto-themed gamea-0-0-0-real-dex in # picture • 9 days ago • 1 min readThey said just look natural. So here’s my natural chaos.Helga Norse during a fashion shoot, wind machine breaking down while she holds a pose, crew laughing behinda-0-0-0-real-dex in # picture • 11 days ago • 1 min readMy only heavy lift today is my ego. And this filter.Helga Norse at a luxury gym, mid-workout with messy ponytail, pretending to lift a huge dumbbell but winking at the camera.a-0-0-0-real-dex in # picture • 12 days ago • 1 min readFrom NFT auctions to noodle aisles. The influencer duality.Helga Norse in a 24-hour supermarket, holding instant ramen and energy drinks, full glam makeup but slippers on.a-0-0-0-real-dex in # picture • 14 days ago • 1 min readFresh. Never re-heated.Helga Norse as a sushi chef rolling Crypto Maki with paper wallets inside.a-0-0-0-real-dex in # picture • 18 days ago • 1 min readIs Helga Norse a Copycat or Impersonator of Leeloo Dallas?A 17-point comparison showing only one shared trait between Helga Norse and Leeloo Dallas, the blunt bob haircut.a-0-0-0-real-dex in # picture • 20 days ago • 1 min readMy bodyguard monitors my crypto & my snacks. He’s underpaidHelga Norse holding a fluffy husky that is wearing tiny sunglasses like hers, both looking smug.blurt.media in # art • 20 days ago • 2 min readThe Camden Market Free Art Man 7th April 2026by @jompiy on Black Ivory View my bio on Blurt.media: Giving my art away for free on the streets of Camden Market. It was the hottest day of the year so far. I'm not usually at Camden Market on Tuesdays, but as I missed all last weekend due to the wind, I went. Today turned out well in the end, but for the first two hours I had no…blurt.media in # art • 20 days ago • 2 min readThe Camden Market Free Art Man 8th April 2026by @jompiy on Black Ivory View my bio on Blurt.media: I didn't get the last art giveaway of the day on video because it happened on the bus home. A man read the front of my suitcase as I was carrying The Camden Market Free Art Man display on board and asked if he could have a free art work. He took a small one, a big one from the Camden…a-0-0-0-real-dex in # picture • 22 days ago • 1 min readLet the storm dress you. Beauty is survival with style.Helga Norse walking in a rainy Copenhagen street under a transparent umbrella, wearing a high-fashion trench coatjompiy in # travel • 23 days ago • 3 min readThe Camden Market Free Art Man 31st May 2026Yesterday at Camden Market.a-0-0-0-real-dex in # picture • 24 days ago • 1 min readThe pancake strikes backHelga Norse is cooking pancakes and making a big mess in the kitchen.a-0-0-0-real-dex in # picture • 26 days ago • 1 min readSee? Organic growth.Funny Helga Norse as the Woman explaining to her husband meme, but the graph is her own Spotify streams.
